DUMPLETON 

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.

''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O

DUMPLETON by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009

Dumpleton 

a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch would do anything, I made her come give me a dumpleton and wipe my ass at the same time.

Dumpleton by hierluego May 16, 2011

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

dumpleton dealing by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

Dumbledonger 

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.

Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.

Dumbledonger by Storm1979 July 26, 2011

Rumpleton stink bottom 

An American that jumps the border from America to Mexico.
This is the most offensive word in the history of the english language so, DO NOT USE IT!
If you use the word Rumpleton stink bottom you are at risk of getting time in prison. "Dont drop the soap."

"Holms did you see that Rumpleton stink bottom jump the fence from America to here in Mexico?" said carlos "Of course we do have a better economy than them now."

Rumpleton stink bottom by Jacob Onealyneal December 5, 2009

Dumplette 

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

Dumplette by RavenousOne November 15, 2009

Dumbledong 

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

Dumbledong by Abstanator April 23, 2019