Dump-in 

Dump-in: slang for "dumping my dick in that".

Damn that girl looks good, i am dump-in you dump-in.

Dump-in by Bigdaddyblu December 8, 2020

Dump in the sump 

The act of defecating in one's sump pump. Aka the lower decker.

Holy shit!!! Someone took a dump in the sump!

Dump in the sump by welster03 October 26, 2006

dump in the oven 

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

dump in the oven by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014

Dump In A Bowl 

feical matter that comes out of your burnt collen in to a rounded saucer formly known as a bowl.

1."Dude, did you do your history homework?""Aw crap, Dump in a Bowl"

2." Man, that fat paraplejic lady with three testacals made me wanna dump in a bowl."

Dump In A Bowl by Dude Man October 16, 2004

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.

I just took a BIG dump in the urinal!

Dump in the Urinal by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011