The infamous dump and dong prank is commonly associated with drunken youths looking to have some fun (and a place to shit). While it is often used by those with a grudge against a
local home or business owner, this is not always the case.
The act is similar to the more popular prank in which someone obtains a brown
bag of dog shit and lights it on fire in front of someone'
s home, and subsequently runs away and hides like a bitch. However, the more complex dump and dong requires one of the participants to take a shit while standing on the porch. They
may then ring the doorbell (hence the ding "dong") and hide to watch the greeter'
s reaction.
Those more daring
may choose to take the titular "dong" literally. In addition to taking a dump on the front porch, they
will keep their pants unzipped and expose their manhood to the unfortunate
soul answering the
door. This is where the prankster'
s creativity can shine. They
may wave it around slowly, shake it back and forth in a rapid
motion, or some combination of both. Once satisfaction is reached, it is advised to that the prankster sprint to a nearby getaway car that has been prepped for such an occasion.
(Tip: never dump and dong someone you know. Also be sure to check that no children are present.)
