The infamous dump and
dong prank is commonly associated with drunken youths looking to have some fun (and a place to shit). While it is often used by those with a grudge against a local home or business owner, this is not always the case.
The act is similar to the more
popular prank in which someone obtains a brown
bag of dog shit and lights it on fire in front of someone'
s home, and subsequently runs away and hides like a bitch. However, the more complex dump and
dong requires one of the participants to take a shit while standing on the porch. They may then ring the doorbell (hence the
ding "
dong") and hide to watch the greeter's reaction.
Those more daring may choose to take the titular "
dong" literally. In addition to taking a dump on the front porch, they will keep their pants unzipped and expose their manhood to the unfortunate soul answering the door. This is where the prankster's creativity can shine. They may wave it around slowly, shake it back and forth in a rapid motion, or some combination of both. Once satisfaction is reached, it is advised to that the prankster sprint to a nearby getaway
car that has been prepped for such an occasion.
(Tip: never dump and dong someone you know. Also be sure to check that no
children are present.)
