Dumbteeto

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A dumb dumb; one who spews nonsense, foolhardy info or just doesn’t plain old wrong ass shit. But additionally either detriments their own position, or sounds truly dumb in said announcement

Good god, look who’s really the dumbteeto. You!

Wow, you really are dumbteeto. No question. You’re comments are uproarious to the nature of your crummy beliefs

Dumbteeto by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

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Dumbtee

Stupid or dumb tee shirt advertisements on the side of a web page. Usually there is a hot girl wearing the shirt.

Man #1: Not another Dumbtee.

Man #2: What?

Man #1: It's a stupid tee shirt advertisement.

Dumbtee by SystemofaDownandClutch December 6, 2009

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Dumbleton

The gayest school teacher in all of the world. Bribes kids to learn. Has a melon head which bares a resemblence to a blimp.

Dumbleton teaches at All Saints School. He has a huge head.

Dumbleton by Edward Breslin March 16, 2005

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dumbelton

A legend amongst men, a hero to all, the pinnacle of human evolution. A member of the Dumbelton clan is someone truly mighty. They are strong, exceptionally clever, immense athletes and modest.

Person 1: “oh my good look, there is Dumbelton! I want to be them, I kneel before their mighty presence”
Person 2: “Us mere mortals can but dream to be associated with their godly prowess”

dumbelton by BlackCoffeeForTheWin January 7, 2021

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Sarah Dumbleton

Someone you should never trust as they lie about pretty much everything because they crave attention off everyone. Acts like she’s all hard but don’t worry you could totally have her

Omg you are being such a Sarah Dumbleton

Sarah Dumbleton by Pogues for life September 25, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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