Dumbledean

Someone who is clumbsy and/or slow.

Also used as a snuggable person.

Oh great we will be waiting forever for this dumbledean!

Or

I can't wait to lay down with my dumbledean tonight!

Dumbledean by mattyboomz September 27, 2010

Dumbleteamed 

When two elderly men dress in wizard costumes and have a three way with an underage boy.

"Hey Bill, did you see that little boy over there? He looks like he wants to get Dumbleteamed"

"Sure did, I'll go grab my robes and cast The Summoning Charm on his sweet little ass."

Dumbleteamed by CapN Hairy Nick May 11, 2013

dumbledaddy 

An expression used to describe a few hundred year old sex god. Like Professor Dumbledore.

Yeah he was great! A real dumbledaddy!

dumbledaddy by Ishitbricks October 8, 2020

Dumbledonger 

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.

Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.

Dumbledonger by Storm1979 July 26, 2011

Dumbledeuce 

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.

"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"

Dumbledeuce by YouLookLikeYouSmellLike July 7, 2014

Dumbledare 

When Dumbledore be daring.

"It was real Dumbledare of Dumbledore to go after Grindelwald like that." said harry to his Boyf Malfoy.

Dumbledare by Gatsbae May 4, 2018

Dumbledong 

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

Dumbledong by Abstanator April 23, 2019