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dumbtastic
Adjective.
Describes a person acting so tremendously dumb that the act is simply fantastic to the observer.
Describes a person acting so tremendously dumb that the act is simply fantastic to the observer.
Did you hear about the dumbtastic man crossing the street, so consumed with staring at a beautiful model, he nearly got hit by a bus?
dumbtastic by Mark D. Drapeau December 9, 2008
Dumbest Common Denominator
The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
Dumbest Common Denominator by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
dumbest place on earth
Youtube comments section.
A: I just read that youtube comment and felt like my IQ dropped by like 10 points.
B: Youtube comments section is literally the dumbest place on earth. I'd suggest you read pornhub comments instead.
...
A: Thanks man, that was really helpful advice.
B: Youtube comments section is literally the dumbest place on earth. I'd suggest you read pornhub comments instead.
...
A: Thanks man, that was really helpful advice.
dumbest place on earth by rjlovesu June 23, 2020
fuckest dumbest
Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks....
Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"
Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"
Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"
Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"
Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"
Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"
Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"
Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"
Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
fuckest dumbest by niggerama January 27, 2008
dumbest rhino
a juvenile rhino that is incredibly stupid. It has a distictive call and dress sense. it tends to wear burton clothing.
dumbest rhino by Golden Jewberwilly May 9, 2003
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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