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Dumbfuckpie 

It refers to a person who is unaware of how amazing and cool they are because their obsession with boys and unicorns take up all their time leaving her with no time for self-love and self-positivity. Also, these people are extremely stubborn, blonde, flexible and in most cases Russian. For these reasons and more, a dumbfuckpie is irresistible to most English teachers especially if their name is Tom.
"Yo that girl has a really cute cat with her, do you think I should go and ask her out?"
"Yes bro, let's just hope that she is not a dumbfuckpie and that her cat is already married to a French cat"
Dumbfuckpie by VVVaria April 9, 2019
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Dumbfuckian 

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .
What a dumbfuckian .
Dumbfuckian by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Dumbfuckinbman 

Just like it says, a permit longshoreman who thinks his knowledge is endless. The reality is they are in all aspects retarded.
Man, I was working with a dumbfuckinbman who would not shut up.
Dumbfuckinbman by Capnhook November 6, 2012

Dumbfuckistan

The lay term for America since the "re-election" of George W. Bush to the Presidency
We all gotta leave Dumbfuckistan and the last one out turn out the lights!
Dumbfuckistan by Cristi November 28, 2004

dumbfuckled 

as if struck dumb with complete stupidity and confusion
Wally was completely dumbfuckled by the number of fish I caught compared to him catching no fish at all.

Dumbfuckistan

Otherwise known as Shitsforbrainsylvania, is an area of the U.S.A. which showed it's vast intelligence in the 2004 election. Hence the name.
After the 2004 election it was clear which area of the U.S.A., (cough, Dumbfuckistan, cough) will be destroyed of stupidity.
Dumbfuckistan by Whogivesashit?? August 12, 2007

Dumbfucksia 

The disease of being a dumb fuck.
(after your friend accidently staples his hand)

"Dude, too bad there's no cure for dumbfucksia"
Dumbfucksia by Amber December 12, 2003