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Dumbfucksia 

The disease of being a dumb fuck.
(after your friend accidently staples his hand)

"Dude, too bad there's no cure for dumbfucksia"
Dumbfucksia by Amber December 12, 2003
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Dumbfucksia 

When you are such a dumb fuck that you get the disease of being a dumb fuck. Dumbfucksia is that disease.
(After your friend accidently staples his hand, you say)

"Dude, too bad there's no cure for dumbfucksia."
Dumbfucksia by Amberella December 13, 2003

Dumbfuckian 

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .
What a dumbfuckian .
Dumbfuckian by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Dumbfuckstupid 

An adjective to describe a dumbfuck(ing) stupid person; an individual whose mental retardation is beyond any literary recognition.
Person 1: "Dude, is it really true that Obama was born in Kenya?"

Person 2: "Are you dumbfuckstupid?"
Dumbfuckstupid by Kansiov April 1, 2011

Dumbfuckinbman 

Just like it says, a permit longshoreman who thinks his knowledge is endless. The reality is they are in all aspects retarded.
Man, I was working with a dumbfuckinbman who would not shut up.
Dumbfuckinbman by Capnhook November 6, 2012

dumbfucklard 

A person who is a fucklard from the head to the feet including in totality, except the soul.

A person who has a brain made of lamb fat shredded with ear wax.
"Look mama, George Bush..."

"Oh, which country will that dumbfucklard attack now..."
dumbfucklard by Thandak January 5, 2008

Dumbfuckistan

The lay term for America since the "re-election" of George W. Bush to the Presidency
We all gotta leave Dumbfuckistan and the last one out turn out the lights!
Dumbfuckistan by Cristi November 28, 2004
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