2 definitions by Capnhook

Dumbfuckinbman

Just like it says, a permit longshoreman who thinks his knowledge is endless. The reality is they are in all aspects retarded.

Man, I was working with a dumbfuckinbman who would not shut up.

by Capnhook May 22, 2012

shiftpoop

A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!

Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!

by Capnhook July 29, 2010