The inevitable outcome when someone makes one or more bad decisions or overlooks a small detail that ultimately results in total failure of an event, plan, or goal. This usually results in an unrecoverable failure of epic proportions.
“The Dumbasstrophe happened because Dave never confirmed he actually purchased the concert tickets before we all showed up at Will-Call to find out there weren’t any purchased”
Doug: Hey Mike where's Jim?
Mike: Oh he's busy dumbassturbating.
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Doug: Hey Jim don't dumbassturbate it's not safe, you'll grow hair on your brain.
Jim: Really?
Doug: I just told you to not do that, you dumbass!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."