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dumbstorming 

The opposite of brainstorming/Coming up with idiotic ideas in serious, stressful situations. It can also be used in the form of a verb (to dumbstorm).
Peter's dumbstorming led to the idea of adding red wine to the stain on Joe's priceless white shirt.

dumbasstard

someone who is dumb, a dumbass, an ass, and tard (aka a retard) all at the same time
"Nate was being such a dumbasstard today!" Ali reported to Carrie.
dumbasstard by Caroline R June 17, 2008

dumbasstrophe 

The inevitable outcome when someone makes one or more bad decisions or overlooks a small detail that ultimately results in total failure of an event, plan, or goal. This usually results in an unrecoverable failure of epic proportions.
“The Dumbasstrophe happened because Dave never confirmed he actually purchased the concert tickets before we all showed up at Will-Call to find out there weren’t any purchased
dumbasstrophe by Citilimit October 3, 2018

Dumbassory 

The act of expecting others to pay for one's stupidity.
Such as when a dumb ass sues a person or business for their own stupidity is dumbassory ie spilling hot coffee on one's self and suing the restaurant.
Dumbassory by microkat October 2, 2012

Dumbasstokiss 

Its something you call someone when they are being stupid

My uncle is the founder and creator of this word

its pronounced dumb as to kiss but all in one word
marsha, you're such a dumbasstokiss.

Dumbassturbate 

Having fun with yourself by being a dumbass.
Doug: Hey Mike where's Jim?
Mike: Oh he's busy dumbassturbating.
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Doug: Hey Jim don't dumbassturbate it's not safe, you'll grow hair on your brain.
Jim: Really?
Doug: I just told you to not do that, you dumbass!
Dumbassturbate by MikeTheAsdfGuy January 11, 2010