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dumbstorming 

The opposite of brainstorming/Coming up with idiotic ideas in serious, stressful situations. It can also be used in the form of a verb (to dumbstorm).
Peter's dumbstorming led to the idea of adding red wine to the stain on Joe's priceless white shirt.
dumbstorming by Christian Wolff June 20, 2017

dumbasstard

someone who is dumb, a dumbass, an ass, and tard (aka a retard) all at the same time
"Nate was being such a dumbasstard today!" Ali reported to Carrie.
dumbasstard by Caroline R June 17, 2008

dumbasstrophe 

The inevitable outcome when someone makes one or more bad decisions or overlooks a small detail that ultimately results in total failure of an event, plan, or goal. This usually results in an unrecoverable failure of epic proportions.
“The Dumbasstrophe happened because Dave never confirmed he actually purchased the concert tickets before we all showed up at Will-Call to find out there weren’t any purchased”
dumbasstrophe by Citilimit October 3, 2018

Dumbassory 

The act of expecting others to pay for one's stupidity.
Such as when a dumb ass sues a person or business for their own stupidity is dumbassory ie spilling hot coffee on one's self and suing the restaurant.
Dumbassory by microkat October 2, 2012

Dumbasstokiss 

Its something you call someone when they are being stupid

My uncle is the founder and creator of this word

its pronounced dumb as to kiss but all in one word
marsha, you're such a dumbasstokiss.

Dumbassturbate 

Having fun with yourself by being a dumbass.
Doug: Hey Mike where's Jim?
Mike: Oh he's busy dumbassturbating.
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Doug: Hey Jim don't dumbassturbate it's not safe, you'll grow hair on your brain.
Jim: Really?
Doug: I just told you to not do that, you dumbass!
Dumbassturbate by MikeTheAsdfGuy January 11, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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