dumbasstard

someone who is dumb, a dumbass, an ass, and tard (aka a retard) all at the same time

"Nate was being such a dumbasstard today!" Ali reported to Carrie.

dumbasstard by Caroline R June 17, 2008

Dumbassador 

A combination of the words dumbass and ambassador.
Refers to people that speak, act or behave in such a moronic manner, that one might think they were to represent all stupid morons in this world.

this guy is really stupid. i think he's a dumbassador.

Dumbassador by Turd54ndw1ch November 20, 2009

Dumbassary 

The level or extent of being a Dumb Ass

Congress is teeming with dumbassary.

Dumbassary by Sklnxbones October 1, 2013

dumbasstrophe 

The inevitable outcome when someone makes one or more bad decisions or overlooks a small detail that ultimately results in total failure of an event, plan, or goal. This usually results in an unrecoverable failure of epic proportions.

“The Dumbasstrophe happened because Dave never confirmed he actually purchased the concert tickets before we all showed up at Will-Call to find out there weren’t any purchased”

dumbasstrophe by Citilimit October 3, 2018

Dumbassador 

A combination of the words dumbass and ambassador.
It refers to people that speak, act and behave in such a moronic way as if they were to represent all other stupid dumbasses in this world.

Frank:" Hey John, look at that stupid guy."
John: Yeah! What a dumbassador!"

Dumbassador by Turds4ndw1ch November 19, 2009

Dumbasstedness - [dumb/ass/ted/nes] 

A person who is so fuckin stupid or does stupid ass stuff.

Bobby: I think im going to light this candle near this gas station.(BOOM)

Tom: OMG wat the fuck. That was some real dumbasstedness - dumb/ass/ted/nes shit right there

Dumbasstedness - [dumb/ass/ted/nes] by Chyna .J June 28, 2008

Dumbassary 

Kinda like your fucking around but like a dumbass

when you decide to put your dumbassary aside ill be here to talk

Dumbassary by samnovakk October 25, 2020