dumbasstrophe 

The inevitable outcome when someone makes one or more bad decisions or overlooks a small detail that ultimately results in total failure of an event, plan, or goal. This usually results in an unrecoverable failure of epic proportions.

“The Dumbasstrophe happened because Dave never confirmed he actually purchased the concert tickets before we all showed up at Will-Call to find out there weren’t any purchased”

dumbasstrophe by Citilimit October 3, 2018

Dumbassosopher 

One who comes up with several either impossible or stupid ideas. The leader of a group of dumbasses.

When Larry decided to streak at a ballet concert, he became a dumbassosopher. dumbass shithead

Dumbassosopher by Joshuathegreat February 7, 2014