Duke Wellington

fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"

Yo, I need to drop a Duke Wellington.
Check out this gargantuan Wellington.

by morkfard May 4, 2003

duke ellington

Only the man who changed music forever.

Duke Ellington changed the world.

by thebigkahuna July 16, 2005

Duke Ellington

Similar to the rusty trombone; however, in this case, the male farts in the woman's face while receiving.

After eating beans, the rusty trombone turned into the Duke Ellington really fast.

by LeBongJames March 23, 2007

Duke Ellington

When you Knight someone with your pennis

"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."

by shafty Mick Jonhson April 21, 2006