6 definitions by shafty Mick Jonhson
When you rip of a yellow guy's dick off then punch the shit out of him.
when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.
when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.
damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.
"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."
"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 17, 2006
"That girl made me half the man I used to be." "did break your heart?" "yes but she also gave me a Cherri Bobit so she literly made me half of what I used to be." "Why would someone do that." "what the Cherri Bobit I told her to do that but she was crazy thats way we broke up." "you told her to give you a Cherri Bobit and she's the crazy one!" "yep." "cool?"
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 17, 2006
"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
by shafty Mick Jonhson March 30, 2006
When you bend a hanger straight then stick it in your dick then rub the hanger it on a electric fence.
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 17, 2006
a religion for people who hear voices in their heads that tells you to do bad things like burn things, kick that annoying guys ass,and the vocies also tell you that your gay. You are convients that you are not crazy and will belive anything that proves that ecessialy if it says psychologist are wrong or the crazy ones sense they will try to tell you what you don't want to hear. They belive the voices are bad but wather your a scientologist or a crazy person don't lisen to the vocies because you might burn down a house or worst of all kick my annoying ass. that may be just worst for me onless I'm in the house.
crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY! IT'S THE ALIENS IN MY MIND! THAT WHAT'S TALKING TO ME!
Kid: who are you talking to? Are you crazy?
Crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY, THE VOCIES WILL LEAVE WHEN I PRACTISE SCIENTOLOGY! THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS CRAZY!?!? do you want get the voices out TO?
kid: I don't hear vocies in my head you crazy fuck! But thanks for asking crazy fuck.
crazy due: But, but they tolled me every one hears them!:(
Kid: nope...
Voices: you should kick that kids ass then burn down a chruch!
Voices: yes do it, do it...lisen to us!
crazy due: you know some times voices you gest make so much sences
(After kicking the kids ass like a crazed monkey and burning down a cruch like a crazy gorila, that can use a gas can and a lighter that is)
crazy due: why did I ever dout you voices I will belive everything you say from now on.
voices: your gay. no wait super gay!
crazy due: STOP FUCKING WITH ME VOCIES! I did walk walk right into that one thought.
Kid: who are you talking to? Are you crazy?
Crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY, THE VOCIES WILL LEAVE WHEN I PRACTISE SCIENTOLOGY! THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS CRAZY!?!? do you want get the voices out TO?
kid: I don't hear vocies in my head you crazy fuck! But thanks for asking crazy fuck.
crazy due: But, but they tolled me every one hears them!:(
Kid: nope...
Voices: you should kick that kids ass then burn down a chruch!
Voices: yes do it, do it...lisen to us!
crazy due: you know some times voices you gest make so much sences
(After kicking the kids ass like a crazed monkey and burning down a cruch like a crazy gorila, that can use a gas can and a lighter that is)
crazy due: why did I ever dout you voices I will belive everything you say from now on.
voices: your gay. no wait super gay!
crazy due: STOP FUCKING WITH ME VOCIES! I did walk walk right into that one thought.
by shafty Mick Jonhson May 9, 2006
another way to say getto. this what they say at my school when something is crapy or recked up. basicly any situation were you would say somthing is getto! except for "look a ghetto." But you could say look at that hagerd neighborhood. I don't think I spelled this word right I've only heard it I've never seen it written. sorry. It's said like hag-gerr-ed the gerr like the animal noise.
"LOOK AT THAT GUY'S HAGERD CAR, WHAT A POOR ASS! Hay guys don't tell that guy I said that because that guy could really kick my ass! OH SHIT! HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!! I shouldn't have shouted that.
by shafty Mick Jonhson May 11, 2006