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missed shot due to spreto do caralho 

The act of missing a shot on Counter Strike: Global Offensive
onetapMissed shot due to spreto do caralho.

Due tomorrow, do tomorrow 

Person 1: Hey man why are you at this party? Don't you have like an assignment due tomorrow?
Person 2: Well you know what they say. Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
(dway-dough) n. A made-up Spanish term referring to a dude.
Check them duedos out.
Duedo by The Ramseys June 10, 2008
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026