Due-Do 

Do finish something on the due date because you forgot to do it

Guy1 - Our project's due tomorrow
Guy2 - Man, I forgot. May I borrow yours? I'll just Due-do it tomorrow

Due-Do by the_proud_nerd July 28, 2009

missed shot due to spreto do caralho 

The act of missing a shot on Counter Strike: Global Offensive

onetapMissed shot due to spreto do caralho.

missed shot due to spreto do caralho by lol360lel December 15, 2020

Due tomorrow, do tomorrow 

The words of a master procrastinator.

Person 1: Hey man why are you at this party? Don't you have like an assignment due tomorrow?
Person 2: Well you know what they say. Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow, do tomorrow by J Lads Official August 20, 2016

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

I don’t remember our rent being due by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024

Duedo 

(dway-dough) n. A made-up Spanish term referring to a dude.

Check them duedos out.

Duedo by The Ramseys June 10, 2008