A Californian youth or former-youth whose mind was irreparably damaged by the sudden and ongoing outbreak of dude-ery in the area, which has since spread across the nation as well as over borders.
Common symptoms include exponential decline in vocabulary and reading skills, as well as an near-inability to comprehend anything even remotely resembling a real language such as those spoken by people that have not yet succumbed to the terrible ravages of Dudetardation.
Dude 1: "Dude look at that dude over there, Dude! That dude's totally got some totally major dude points, bro!"
Dude 2: "Wickeddd Dude! Dude. He's totally stomping that bro's head over there, dude!!"
Uninfected friend: "Yeah... You guys have clearly become dudetarded. Peace out bros, I'm outie yo."
Dudes 1&2: "Duuude."
(Note: Apostrophes or any generally sensible punctuation would not appear in such sentences if a dudetarded bro or brolette were the one writing them down.)
A portmanteau of the words "dude", "pare", and "tsong/chong." Mostly used to poke fun at the speaking patterns of kids from elite schools like DLSU and Ateneo. The Filipino equivalent of a SoCal valley girl accent.
"Dudeparechong can you make me sama sa Starbs saglit? I need to make pabarya my 500, eh."
"Dudeparechong, me too. I have 1,000 here eh, I tried to make pabarya sa jeep but the meaning driver kicked me out and sacked me in the nuts, pare."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.