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Dudetarded 

A Californian youth or former-youth whose mind was irreparably damaged by the sudden and ongoing outbreak of dude-ery in the area, which has since spread across the nation as well as over borders.

Common symptoms include exponential decline in vocabulary and reading skills, as well as an near-inability to comprehend anything even remotely resembling a real language such as those spoken by people that have not yet succumbed to the terrible ravages of Dudetardation.
Dude 1: "Dude look at that dude over there, Dude! That dude's totally got some totally major dude points, bro!"

Dude 2: "Wickeddd Dude! Dude. He's totally stomping that bro's head over there, dude!!"

Uninfected friend: "Yeah... You guys have clearly become dudetarded. Peace out bros, I'm outie yo."

Dudes 1&2: "Duuude."

(Note: Apostrophes or any generally sensible punctuation would not appear in such sentences if a dudetarded bro or brolette were the one writing them down.)
Dudetarded by Cattraknoff September 19, 2012

dudelame 

An interjection expressing severe disappointment or disapproval.

Usage is not restricted to dudes.
Dudelame! You should have turned into the skid.
dudelame by wornsear January 7, 2011

dudeparetsongbro 

It's when you want to call somebody close to you, but not someone you show your ass to.
Hey dudeparetsongbro, I was with this girl back on 69th street earlier, can I borrow some latex?

dudeparechong 

A portmanteau of the words "dude", "pare", and "tsong/chong." Mostly used to poke fun at the speaking patterns of kids from elite schools like DLSU and Ateneo. The Filipino equivalent of a SoCal valley girl accent.
"Dudeparechong can you make me sama sa Starbs saglit? I need to make pabarya my 500, eh."

"Dudeparechong, me too. I have 1,000 here eh, I tried to make pabarya sa jeep but the meaning driver kicked me out and sacked me in the nuts, pare."
dudeparechong by mayaonefish May 13, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022