dudding

The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.

"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."

dudding by Sir Duddy of Scranalot April 16, 2009

dudding

A euphemism for having sex, used in conversations where the verb "fucking" is deemed inappropriate. Taken from the Olde English verb "to dud", which in modern terms roughly translates into "sex someone up".

"If there's a tie on my door it means I'm dudding someone, so give me a couple of hours."

dudding by Kumit Mibro July 30, 2012

Doddington 

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.

'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'

Doddington by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

Duding 

Very frequent using of 'dude'

- Hey dude! How is it going dude?
- For goodness sake, stop duding all the time

Duding by mrttrml August 26, 2011

dedding 

a word that can mean literally anything and can be used in whatever context the speaker wishes to use it in.

Debby : Yeah he be dedding all day

dedding by bob taz August 23, 2021

dadding 

Present participle of the verb "to dad".
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.

"I didn't get the chance to clean up the apartment, repair the front porch, or wash the cars. I was dadding"
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")

dadding by Dang_elf January 14, 2013

Dodding 

Dodding is when a man masturbates while defecating. This activity might also be involved into sexual intercourse, in which the man is taking a dump in the middle of the act.

Christopher is dodding!

Dodding by Craptaker86 January 2, 2010