drybones

toking an unlit joint thinking its still alight giving the toker the taste of ash

errrgh rank

whats up?

thought this joint was still alight but it wasn't

oh drybones nightmare man

by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013

Kitsune DryBones

Person who will just say UwU just to piss you off, while trying to anger as much people as possible.

UwU
Kitsune DryBones this this why i dont like you

by DrybonesYT March 9, 2021

DryBone

To engage in Sexual Intercourse without the Aid of a lubricant (KY and the such)

I'd Rather DryBone her Browneye

by psychonaut March 24, 2003

Dry Bones

The most basic way to describe Dry Bones is a Zombie Koopa.
A better description is a skelaton Koopa that is extremly hard to kill and comes back to life if not killed in a certain way. There usually found in bowsers castle or underground

Mario jumps on a dry bones and walks away, before he makes it to the end of the screen the bones start to shake and BAM instant dry bones

by Brook Park Runner February 27, 2009

dry bones

It is pretty much the skeletal remains of a turtle which debuted in super mario bros.3 which is reanimated and pretty much portrayed as a zombie. In the 90s, The apearances of Dry Bones was relatively low, and many people felt it was the end of the baddies era. However,in recent years and games, Dry Bones has been welcomed back into Mario games and not neccesarily as an enemy. He is a playable character in the newest Mario Party game (8). In fact, Dry bones is arguably the most popular character to play as in Mario Kart DS. DRY BONES IS THE SHIT!

You'll see,you fuckers.Dry Bones is going to be the new Coca-cola in town. billboards and advertisements everywhere portraying him.

by uhhh.... December 13, 2008

dry bones

Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.

Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.

by Joseph Oliva February 7, 2008

Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

by DaveyLarr May 29, 2011