Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009

Dry Wank

2. The Art of being able to masturbate oneself to the point of orgasm but stop short of ejaculation.

oh bother I can't find any tissues never mind I'll treat myself to a Dry Wank

by Rattyman1964 April 14, 2010

Dry Wank

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.

I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.

by Scurlage July 27, 2020

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

Wank yourself dry

When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.

Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry

by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011

Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.

“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”

by Smatch November 23, 2024

Drywanker

A male that masturbates several times a week although he has not enjoyed it for years.

May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.

Otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a drywanker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.

by Midnight Man Dude January 4, 2011