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Dry ass is when u wipe to hard and your asshole gets all dry and that skin cracks and u start bleeding. There is no known cure for dry ass. It is the absolute worst.
“Dude I was just walking the other day and felt a sharp pain on my asshole. I then realized that I had been struck by dry ass for wiping too hard when I took that massive dookey earlier today.”
Dry ass by Da A-Team October 13, 2018
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From the French "cul sec", equivalent of bottoms up, drinking your glass in one go.
At the bar : "Lets get Jagger bombs, and this time : dry ass !" proceeds to drink his glass in one go
dry ass by nico0807 April 8, 2018
Used to indicate that someone is intentionally performing an action , typically an action that isnt favorable, or one that goes against the normal or expected behavior . Also used to indicate that the person is doing an action in this manner , despite social or ethical guidelines
" That guy just DRY-ASS jumped in line . I know he sees us all here" .

" That guy just DRY-ASS snitched us out because we wouldn't let him come to the party ".
Dry-ass by Eedwards7891 October 19, 2018

Dry Ass-Brownies

Anal sex without the use of lube, when the receiving partner is constipated.
Jackie did not want to have anal sex because she was constipated, but Aditya convinced her to have a Dry Ass-Brownies.

dry ass cooch 

An abnormally dry vagina. For women who share underwear, having a dry ass cooch can be a detractor or a positive.
I don't want those panties, they had your dry ass cooch on them.
dry ass cooch by markeee2239 March 11, 2011

Dry ass pussy 

A girl that thinks she is amazing but is not and cheated on her ex-boyfriend which made her have a dry ass pussy.
Dry ass pussy by hadleyday123 September 17, 2020

dry ass patties

Jamaican patties that taste really dry
Steven eats dry ass patties every day
dry ass patties by SodaChan November 8, 2022
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