Drunkfront

to face a situation, highly intoxicated

Tbar drunkfronted her problem last night

by Kirbster23 June 19, 2010

drunkfronting

getting drunk and confronting people about stuff you'd rather not when you are sober.

Friend 1: I wanna kick my asshole roomie out without getting sucked into their sad stories.

Friends 2 : Just start drunkfronting and kick their ass to the kerb!

by flagwhore May 31, 2013

Drunkfortable

Comfortably Drunk. When you have had a few drinks and you're having a good time, but not so drunk you make a fool of yourself. If you have trouble pronouncing the word then you have already gone past the drunkfortable point.

Everybody at the bar last night were smashed, except me, I was just drunkfortable.

by Mace the geek March 30, 2009

drunkfrontation

A drunken confrontation. When alcohol makes somebody go apeshit on another, for seemingly no reason. The opposite of a drunkonciliation. When a guy who's been drinking gets beyond loud or obnoxious and becomes hostile and confrontational.

Victim: 'Yeah, so the other night my brother tried to beat me with a tire iron.'
Friend of Victim: 'Why'd he do that?'
Victim: 'I dunno. He was really drunk.'
Friend of Victim: 'Yeah, and you guys normally get along so well.'
Victim: 'Well I guess he's prone to drunkfrontations once he's had a few too many beers.'

by SLGreen February 13, 2008

Drunkfortunate

When you are drinking you think something is fortunate because you are drunk but if you were sober it would be unfortunate. Because of the intoxication, you see the brighter side of the situation and take it as a win.

Sam was drunk and found a chicken finger on the floor so he ate it. It was drunkfortunate because if he were sober it wouldn't have been a win.

by 6matguy6 February 23, 2019

drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010

Drunkerone

The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.

We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.

by bigspence October 30, 2018