bigspence's definitions

Drunkerone

The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.

We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.

by bigspence October 30, 2018

Cuddy Fuck

The act of having secret or discreet sex while in the presence of another person or persons. The cuddy fuck is silent and the movement should be hard to notice.

Last night my roommate Cuddy Fucked his girlfriend while i was in the room. I thought they were taking a nap but it turns out they were fucking really quietly.

by bigspence October 3, 2018

My Man

The act of congratulating your friend on having anal sex with his girlfriend

Pronounced the way Denzel Washington would
Friend#1: Bro i butt fucked my girlfriend last night
Friend#2: My Man

by bigspence October 3, 2018

Third Feels

The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.

Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Dining Hall

A place designed for college students to get food. In actuality it is place for freshman girls to wear no bra and show off their nipples and asses in very revealing clothes.

I went to the Dining Hall last night, the food sucked, but the freshman were fire.

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Blue Bowler

A girl who is a master at giving blue balls.

She was rubbing up against my junk all night but she didnt want to fuck.. god damn Blue Bowler

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Hoe Class

Hoe Class: The act of a girl or group of girls consulting with their sluttiest friend in order to up their own sexual game.

Bro last night the girls had a girls night and a straight up Hoe Class broke out when they started teaching each other how to suck dick using beer bottles.

by bigspence April 6, 2019