Drunkerone

The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.

We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.

Drunkerone by bigspence October 30, 2018

Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

drunkenness 

How heavily an individual is intoxicated/drunk and forthcoming consequences as a result

Man, my drunkenness is starting to get the better of me; I want to pork your sister.

drunkenness by bantaclause January 27, 2015

drunkenese 

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

drunkenese by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

Drunkernaught 

Someone who believes that they are unstoppable or impervious to pain when under the influence of alcoholic substances.

Some dude at the party last night was a total drunkernaught and thought he'd be able to run through a brick wall...well the wall over powered the drunkernaught.

Drunkernaught by xArbanatorx June 12, 2009

drunkener 

a little more drunk than drunken , drunkener.

he was pretty drunk, you were way more drunk, but he is way drunkener than you!

drunkener by katelyn<3 May 15, 2006

drunkfronting

getting drunk and confronting people about stuff you'd rather not when you are sober.

Friend 1: I wanna kick my asshole roomie out without getting sucked into their sad stories.

Friends 2 : Just start drunkfronting and kick their ass to the kerb!

drunkfronting by flagwhore May 31, 2013