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Something that instantly makes you cool. An object that could turn a complete loser into a governor. When used in rock it turns you into a zombie, yet in jazz it turns you into jackie chan somehow. Playing this well will score you points with the ladies.
Guy w/ drumset named Big Dan: I play jazz drums.

Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
drumset by Tom Bombadil April 1, 2004
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Californian Drumset 

Basically you and your partner both take a shit and you pick up the two pieces of shit and slap them off of your partners ass while screaming Californian Drumset
tim krul: do you want to do a Californian drumset

bill cosby: yes

Guy Who Plays Drumset 

If his name is Ian, then he's really hot, tall, and has beautiful blue eyes.
That Guy Who Plays Drumset is so bleepin' cool

dnb step/drumstep 

DnB step, also referred to as "DnB dance" and "drumstep" is a weird kick-ass mix between c-walk and jumpstyle, mostly danced by eastern europeans, for some reason. Probably because it's freezing to death there and they need some way to heat themselves up.

Practitioners are usually referred to as "steppers", "junglists" and/or "drumsteppers". A well-document step would be "X-outing", where they look like bunnies hopping around without actually leaving the same spot.
"I went to youtube and saw these crazy russian teens doing a weird yet slightly arousing dance" - Your friend
"yeah it's called dnb step/drumstep" - you
Drumstick means:

(1:) A chicken drumstick; like the ones you find in KFC!
(2:) A type of delicious ice cream on a cone with fudge and chopped peanuts
(3:) The sticks you use for your drum
(4:) Penis.
(1:) I got a drumstick in my KFC.
(2:) The drumstick has some fine fudge on it.
(3:) I use a drumstick for my drum.
(4:) The man stuck his drumstick in the woman's anus.

Drumstick Lesbian

Unlike a chapstick or lipstick lesbian, this woman is not actually a lesbian at all. She just looks like one. She still likes men and their penises.
Suzie's tank top, camo pants and short hair make her look like a chapstick lesbian; however, I saw her flirting with Blaine earlier. Therefore, she must be a Drumstick Lesbian.

Italian drumstick 

The act of pounding your head against someone's butt
As we exited the plane, I got totally Italian drumsticked by Jacob with his camera helmet.
Italian drumstick by dr.albe January 3, 2012
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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