Something that instantly makes you cool. An object that could turn a complete loser into a governor. When used in rock it turns you into a zombie, yet in jazz it turns you into jackie chan somehow. Playing this well will score you points with the ladies.
Guy w/ drumset named Big Dan: I play jazz drums.
Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
by Tom Bombadil April 02, 2004
Basically you and your partner both take a shit and you pick up the two pieces of shit and slap them off of your partners ass while screaming Californian Drumset
by munkey nuts June 13, 2022
by Fujiwara no-Sai May 03, 2019