6 definitions by Tom Bombadil
Naven: Excuse me Mr. Mior Ariff, what are you doing?
Mior Ariff: I'm asking Kafu for help with English lit.
Mior Ariff: I'm asking Kafu for help with English lit.
by Tom Bombadil November 13, 2020
Something that instantly makes you cool. An object that could turn a complete loser into a governor. When used in rock it turns you into a zombie, yet in jazz it turns you into jackie chan somehow. Playing this well will score you points with the ladies.
Guy w/ drumset named Big Dan: I play jazz drums.
Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
by Tom Bombadil April 2, 2004
The worst fucking kind of succession in Crusader Kings 2, change it to primogeniture immediately so that your inbred, genius, homosexual firstborn son gets all your lands and titles.
Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
by Tom Bombadil February 10, 2021
And or of referring to the Rasta man who lives in an urban setting, also know to be a rather cool cat as you will
by Tom Bombadil January 22, 2003
Soldier#1: Can we trust the Sikh? I don't like the look of him.
Soldier#2: Yes we can. I served with him during the war, he's a Pukka Sahib
Soldier#2: Yes we can. I served with him during the war, he's a Pukka Sahib
by Tom Bombadil February 5, 2021
by Tom Bombadil November 10, 2004