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Kellog Donkey Punch 

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face
The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.
Kellog Donkey Punch by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

Five Finger Donkey Punch 

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

rocket donkey punch 

It's like a donkey punch, but instead of injaculating in her anus after hitting her in the back of the head, you stick your arm in her anus more than 4 times.
Matt: Rocket donkey punch that shit man!

Andrew: What's that?

Matt: Smack her in the back of the head and stick your arm in her ass 4 times!!

Andrew: Ahhh!!
rocket donkey punch by Matthew X February 22, 2010

Donkey Punch (drink) 

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..
Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)
Donkey Punch (drink) by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)
have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

Electric donkey punch 

The act of using a taser to deliver a powerful blow to the back of the head. Often used during sexual intercourse while the female is bent over not looking in your direction.
The other day I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and thats when I pulled out my taser and gave her a old fashioned electric donkey punch.
Electric donkey punch by cravy November 18, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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