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Drivist

A person who is incapable of getting around anywhere without the use of a personal motor vehicle. Often complains online about how cyclists and pedestrians are always breaking laws and getting in their way.
I tend to avoid Greenways, drivists are always using them as shortcuts and yelling at cyclists who are trying to use it.
by Fuck_you pay_me July 8, 2018
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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."
by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010
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drivestalking

When you driving and either you are following somebody unintentionally, or vice versa.
A "Dude that person keeps following me everywhere I turn"
B "Do you think it's a cop or you know them?"
A "No, I think they are just drivestalking me."
by tbone33126 May 27, 2010
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Drivestep

noun. Dubstep that makes for great driving music.
Guy: It's a long drive. Put on some Drivestep!
Girl: *Plays Skrillex*
Guy: GTFO.
by DVNT November 6, 2011
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Drivesturbate

"How'd you manage that long commute for so long?"

"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
by SoIHear October 15, 2008
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dripist

"yo you see that girls/guys outfit, she/he is a dripist from head to toe"
by dksfdsnfmd May 27, 2018
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drivesturbation

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.
by Clemchowder November 10, 2013
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