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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

drivesturbation 

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.
drivesturbation by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drivesterbating 

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.
Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

DRINKSTURBATE 

Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.
I like to drinksturbate when my friends bail on my birthday party.
DRINKSTURBATE by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026