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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

drivesturbation 

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.
drivesturbation by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drivesterbating 

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.
Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

DRINKSTURBATE 

Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.
I like to drinksturbate when my friends bail on my birthday party.
DRINKSTURBATE by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026