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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

drivesturbation 

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.
drivesturbation by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drivesterbating 

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.
Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

DRINKSTURBATE 

Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.
I like to drinksturbate when my friends bail on my birthday party.
DRINKSTURBATE by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026