dried up

a loose old hag who cant get the juices flowing

jeez Jeff your mom is dried up!

by Lanigan March 13, 2008

Dried up lake

An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

"My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake"

by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011

dried up penis

The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.

Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.

by wray May 18, 2006

When the ocean dries up

never; an extremely long time.

"Dude, shut up. I'm trying to listen to my music."
"I'll stop talking when the ocean dries up!"

by ProfessorMOfficial May 16, 2022

When the ocean dries up

An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.

"Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?"
"When the ocean dries up, man!"

by ProfessorMOfficial June 20, 2022

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

by Orangechicken October 2, 2004

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

by DJ April 12, 2005