Dresk 

Dresk is the Sehigin (Dungeon Master) of a Neverwinter Night server called Siflige. Dresk is a lizardman.

"I AM A LIZARDMAN" - Dresk

Dresk by Muttensay October 2, 2003

desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013

Desklick 

A noticeable change of direction and appearance in the hair on the crown of the head as a result of backing out from under a superiors desk.

1. The advancement in many companies and organizations by undeserving or unqualified persons can be attributed directly to the desklick.

2. At our company's annual awards banquet , it was obvious that the person with the most pronounced desklick would receive the highest award

Desklick by Boo-HV-TX December 1, 2011

dreaky 

dirty and freaky.

“you seen the messages between the dude and the girl?”
“yea son, they so dreaky”

dreaky by Columbia Boys Basketball Team August 23, 2021

Deskcake 

The act of eating rotten, bitten chocolate cake that was found in a desk and then blaming others for daring you.

S:Hey Jordan there's cake in my desk... Eat it.

N:Yeah, I dare you.

J: Ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)

S/N: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

J: But you dared me to do it?

Deskcake by Big Optic Picks February 7, 2012