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Dranksgiving

It's like thanksgiving... but with more beer and less turkey!
"Dranksgiving...more Beer and Less Turkey is my kind of holiday!

..but I do want some fucking turkey"
Dranksgiving by Baker10 January 21, 2009

Dranksgiving

Bobo showed up with a twelve pack for Dranksgiving.
Dranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 16, 2017

Drinksgiving

The day and night before actual Thanksgiving where you drink and have fun w/ your friends because you'll have to endure family the whole next day. Mostly known to college kids and those who live close to their parents because you don't have school the next day as well.
"man I'm leaving for Portland tomorrow, we have to do Drinksgiving with everybody here!"
Drinksgiving by eylassie November 10, 2009

Danksgiving 

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
Danksgiving by E-Dubs January 14, 2008

drunksgiving

Holiday that falls the day before Thanksgiving. Biggest bar night of the year where everyone returns to their hometown to get wasted with those they went to high school with. Often involves seeing people you didn't like back then, and don't care to speak to now, but having an
in-depth conversation with them anyway because of the amount of alcohol in your system.
Julie and I are celebrating Drunksgiving together this year.
drunksgiving by Ann R December 7, 2007

Cranksgiving 

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.
Cranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017