Drinksgiving

The day and night before actual Thanksgiving where you drink and have fun w/ your friends because you'll have to endure family the whole next day. Mostly known to college kids and those who live close to their parents because you don't have school the next day as well.

"man I'm leaving for Portland tomorrow, we have to do Drinksgiving with everybody here!"

Drinksgiving by eylassie November 10, 2009

Drinksgiving

1. (Noun) The most sacred of national holidays

2. (Noun) The Wednesday before Thanksgiving where one make it a personal goal to get proper hammered to the point of self disgust but I don't really remember cuz I was super sauced

3. (Noun) Any day of excessive drinking that compels you to give thanks to your fellow man for creating sweet drunk juice.

-OhEmGee Becky why did you hook up with the one-eye Mexican midget clown?

- It was my first Drinksgiving Tiffany YOLO!

Drinksgiving by MamblesJambles November 21, 2018

Drinksgiving

An alternative for a couple of exchange students in the US who don't want to harm anyone with their poor cooking skills or are just too lazy to cook a thanksgiving dinner.
Instead they meet up with their own mixed drinks, get drunk and be their own little family.

'Yo bitch, the crazy exchange students are having a drinksgiving! Let's go and get waaasted'

Drinksgiving by NM_AUT November 27, 2012

Danksgiving 

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.

"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."

Danksgiving by E-Dubs January 14, 2008

drunksgiving

Holiday that falls the day before Thanksgiving. Biggest bar night of the year where everyone returns to their hometown to get wasted with those they went to high school with. Often involves seeing people you didn't like back then, and don't care to speak to now, but having an
in-depth conversation with them anyway because of the amount of alcohol in your system.

Julie and I are celebrating Drunksgiving together this year.

drunksgiving by Ann R December 7, 2007

Dicksgiving 

It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.

Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.

Dicksgiving by Mooselodge123 September 4, 2014

Danksgiving 

Essentially the 4/20 at the other end of the calendar and celebrated on the day after Thanksgiving ("Black Friday"), Danksgiving is a holiday spent with friends as opposed to family (since most people spend time with their families on Thanksgiving anyway). Most treat it as a potluck, with everyone bringing their leftovers from Thanksgiving for the collective group. Celebrators typically enjoy massive amounts of ale and marijuana as well.

"Happy Danksgiving Toph, what are you dankful for?"

"I'm dankful for this dank turkey, dank Yuengling and dank kush."

Danksgiving by S. Baloney November 26, 2009