Dramasturbate

Pleasuring yourself whilst crying, screaming, or any other extreme emotion

After my girlfriend broke up with me I was such a mess that I went home and dramasturbated.

by yungsweeper April 21, 2017

draftsturbate

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate

by hammshag August 13, 2010

dreamasterbate

The act of masturbating in one's sleep.

I saw Dave dreamasterbate last night. It must have been a hot dream.

by funniestgirlinmyworld June 8, 2010

dramasturbation

.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.

"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".

by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009

Demasturbate

To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.

Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.

Guy 3: What the fuck man?

by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017

Dramasturbating

The action of masturbating to an opera, at an opera, or while playing in an opera.

Child in the Crowd at an Opera: Mommy, whats he doing?
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!

by Albino Playa April 1, 2010

Demasturbate

Putting the cum back into a person’s sexual organ

“Jimmy what are you doing?” Jimmy proceeded to do as the definition above states to Steve “I am going to Demasturbate you Jimmy”

by SmokeJimmy69_420 July 20, 2021