Dramasturbating 

The action of masturbating to an opera, at an opera, or while playing in an opera.

Child in the Crowd at an Opera: Mommy, whats he doing?
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!

Dramasturbating by Albino Playa April 1, 2010

dramasturbation 

.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.

"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".

dramasturbation by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009