draftsturbate 

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate

draftsturbate by hammshag August 13, 2010

Dramasturbate 

Pleasuring yourself whilst crying, screaming, or any other extreme emotion

After my girlfriend broke up with me I was such a mess that I went home and dramasturbated.

Dramasturbate by yungsweeper April 21, 2017