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Drakon
An infamous vintage console modder who’s known for charging ridiculous prices for poorly made consoles. Some speculate that he charges so much because of the whole bag of glue sticks that he’s added to your mod. Along with the prices and hundreds of glue sticks, Drakon is also known for his terrible customer service and terrible attitude. Avoid at all costs.
The cashier was very surprised after seeing Drakon buy the entire store’s supply of hot glue.
Carson: Hey man, have you seen my new modded console
Timothy: Yeah, it’s pretty poorly made. You could get better picture from RF.
Carson: I know. I bought this for $400 from Drakon, and it weighs at least 20 pounds more than usual
Nick: That explains it. It must be the hot glue. You’re better off modding it yourself
Carson: Hey man, have you seen my new modded console
Timothy: Yeah, it’s pretty poorly made. You could get better picture from RF.
Carson: I know. I bought this for $400 from Drakon, and it weighs at least 20 pounds more than usual
Nick: That explains it. It must be the hot glue. You’re better off modding it yourself
Drakon by KachowChan May 27, 2019
Related Words
Drakkon • drakon • drakken • Drakoni • Darkkon • drackonacks • DrakkenFloyd • Drakkenism • drakko • drakona
drakon
A mythological creature, a very large lizard like reptile, older than dragons. Flightless, most spit acid, and can paralyze its prey just by looking at them.
drakon by Aaaaaaaa1234 March 2, 2015
Shadow Drakken
A prideful male nudist with a large ego on the inside, wich means it's package is prolly small.
It always thinks its self right, and makes the other guilty. Has a quick temper and gets raged at little things.
Known to be pretty careless or heartless. Example is it doesn't give a shit if it makes you cry or not. It'll choose a video game over a crying friend, it's been proved.
Beware, it's also an indian giver an isn't afraid to steal back gifts or keep your belongings you leave at it' house. This kind of behavior is frowned apon by most.
It also likes to be referred to as a girl, and wants to become a girl, but finds vagines disgusting. Wich makes it all the much funnier because tits don't make you a girl. You got to get it all, jerk.
If you fear acne that looks like large lava rocks growing on someone, this person isn't for you.
If you fear getting lied to, or your heart broken, this person also isn't for you.
Loyalty isn't a possibility to this type of person.
They'll most likely get tired of you an forget you compeltely.
It always thinks its self right, and makes the other guilty. Has a quick temper and gets raged at little things.
Known to be pretty careless or heartless. Example is it doesn't give a shit if it makes you cry or not. It'll choose a video game over a crying friend, it's been proved.
Beware, it's also an indian giver an isn't afraid to steal back gifts or keep your belongings you leave at it' house. This kind of behavior is frowned apon by most.
It also likes to be referred to as a girl, and wants to become a girl, but finds vagines disgusting. Wich makes it all the much funnier because tits don't make you a girl. You got to get it all, jerk.
If you fear acne that looks like large lava rocks growing on someone, this person isn't for you.
If you fear getting lied to, or your heart broken, this person also isn't for you.
Loyalty isn't a possibility to this type of person.
They'll most likely get tired of you an forget you compeltely.
Shadow Drakken by This_Bitch August 17, 2009
Dr. Drakken
The blue villain guy from Disney's Kim Possible. He is voiced by John DiMaggio, who is pretty excellent in the show.
Dr. Drakken may be dumb, but he is a badass villain. He comes up with various ways to defeat his arch-nemesis, who happens to be Kim Possible, herself. He has a female sidekick with green skin and green/black suit named Shego who enjoys mocking his plans.
Dr. Drakken may be dumb, but he is a badass villain. He comes up with various ways to defeat his arch-nemesis, who happens to be Kim Possible, herself. He has a female sidekick with green skin and green/black suit named Shego who enjoys mocking his plans.
Dr. Drakken- "Behold! The Molecular Transducer 5000!!! I will finally defeat Kim Possible and take over the world!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Shego- "And how is the Molecular Transducer 5000 gonna help us achieve world domination?"
Dr. Drakken- *annoyed face* Do you really have to mock my plans?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Shego- "And how is the Molecular Transducer 5000 gonna help us achieve world domination?"
Dr. Drakken- *annoyed face* Do you really have to mock my plans?
Dr. Drakken by JellyBean600 June 9, 2018
DrakkenFloyd
For definition 1:
Donald: "Hey man who do you think will win out of SpyderFloyd and DrakkenFloyd?"
Cory: "That's easy! DrakkenFloyd of course, he's the strongest of the floyds, stronger than GiraffeFloyd and FlamingoFloyd put together. Everyone knows that Donald you fucking idiot, you know what, fuck you, ok? just fuck you."
Donald: "jeez. sorry i asked.. jerk."
For definition 2:
Karen: "can you pass me the DrakkenFloyd please?"
Bob: "get your own damn DrakkenFloyd, you're closer, dumbass."
Karen: "fine, you won't ever see my DrakkenFloyd again, FUCKA!"
Donald: "Hey man who do you think will win out of SpyderFloyd and DrakkenFloyd?"
Cory: "That's easy! DrakkenFloyd of course, he's the strongest of the floyds, stronger than GiraffeFloyd and FlamingoFloyd put together. Everyone knows that Donald you fucking idiot, you know what, fuck you, ok? just fuck you."
Donald: "jeez. sorry i asked.. jerk."
For definition 2:
Karen: "can you pass me the DrakkenFloyd please?"
Bob: "get your own damn DrakkenFloyd, you're closer, dumbass."
Karen: "fine, you won't ever see my DrakkenFloyd again, FUCKA!"
DrakkenFloyd by Jonny Snapperbottom December 19, 2008
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