JellyBean600's definitions
A spaghetti kiss is when 2 people (a man and a woman) share a large plate of spaghetti while out on a date. However, while they are trying to slurp up the noodles, they end up eating off the same end of one noodle, thus resulting in a kiss. This is shown in the movie Lady and The Tramp.
One time, I was out with my boyfriend at an italian restaurant. We shared some spaghetti. We didn't realize we were biting off the same noodle, and ended up kissing. It was amazing! That's what I call a Spaghetti Kiss
by JellyBean600 February 27, 2019
Get the Spaghetti Kiss mug.A cartoon character about a blonde-haired (Elvis Presley style) bodyuilding man who wears sunglasses and tries to pick-up hot chicks in the most unusual ways possible. Johnny appears to be an adult, but he still lives with his mama. There's also Little Suzy, a little girl who annoys him a lot! No joke. There's a guy named Carl who attempts to woo Johnny into being his friend, but however, that leads to rejection, which is the same way with him when it comes to flirting with women.
Johnny Bravo may be a bodybuilder, however, women don't want him. Seriously, no woman wants to date this hunk of a man!
by JellyBean600 February 14, 2019
Get the Johnny Bravo mug.Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
Get the Perv Glasses mug.A show on Cartoon Network that focuses on a boy-genius shortie named Dexter. He is usually seen in the show in his lab doing random experiments, while his ditzy ballerina of a sister Dee-Dee messes everything up, thus causing Dexter's temper to go up and kicking her out.
Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.
Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.
Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Has anyone ever noticed that Dexter's Mom has such a huge butt?
Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?
Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?
Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!
But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?
Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?
Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!
But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018
Get the Dexter's Laboratory mug.That time of the month where us ladies have to put up with blood spilling out of us. LITERALLY. In other words... Menstruation.
Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.
Here are some annoying things about periods:
- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)
- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me
- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me
- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later
- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day
- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable
- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!
Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.
Here are some annoying things about periods:
- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)
- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me
- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me
- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later
- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day
- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable
- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!
Periods... That time of the month where you feel like crap the whole time and that everyone should watch what they say, because it could make you blow-up any second...
by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018
Get the Period mug.Whoop Dee Do is a term that is used when expressing sarcasm towards a certain event. For example, a bunch of people go crazy over a new pillow being promoted or some crap like that.
Or if a bunch of people went freakin' wild over a new pair of shoes. You probably wouldn't think of it as a big deal, because, well, it's just a pair of shoes. The same thing goes for pillows and other inanimate objects.
Or if a bunch of people went freakin' wild over a new pair of shoes. You probably wouldn't think of it as a big deal, because, well, it's just a pair of shoes. The same thing goes for pillows and other inanimate objects.
*At the mall, a bunch of people get excited as hell over a new mattress*
You: Well, whoop dee do, what's the big deal about a mattress? I mean, it's just a mattress, right?
You: Well, whoop dee do, what's the big deal about a mattress? I mean, it's just a mattress, right?
by JellyBean600 October 19, 2018
Get the Whoop Dee Do mug.Freshmen (9th graders) are the newcomers to high school. They are most commonly bullied/picked-on by the upperclassmen people (the juniors and seniors) for no damn reason whatsoever. Most freshmen believe that they need to be treated with respect, just like all the human-beings on Earth.
Sophomores most likely are the only ones to respect all freshmen, unlike the juniors and seniors, who are jerks and assholes to them.
Sophomores most likely are the only ones to respect all freshmen, unlike the juniors and seniors, who are jerks and assholes to them.
Story:
A freshmen comes across a group of 11th graders hanging-out at one of the lunch tables. And starts saying "Hey, can I hang-out with you guys?"
Junior 1: Are you a freshman?
Freshman: Yeah
All the other juniors: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sophomore: Don't worry. Juniors and Seniors can be complete jerks sometimes
A freshmen comes across a group of 11th graders hanging-out at one of the lunch tables. And starts saying "Hey, can I hang-out with you guys?"
Junior 1: Are you a freshman?
Freshman: Yeah
All the other juniors: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sophomore: Don't worry. Juniors and Seniors can be complete jerks sometimes
by JellyBean600 August 4, 2018
Get the Freshman mug.