Drakkenism

Drakkenism is a retarded religion created by Alekai Kaneshiro who gay furries and racist 15 year olds look up to. Alekai is referred by them as their "Dragon Jesus". This religion is based off of Christianity mixed with delusions of grandeur.

Mother: Son, explain exactly what is Drakkenism.
Asshole child: *Proceeds to mansplain Drakkenism to her*
Mother: Is this what Gen Z is coming to...?

by ihatealekaikaneshiro February 16, 2022

Dracenism

An obscure religion based on Chance and six-sided dice, mainly practiced by Young Adolescents in the Western Regions of Canada. Practices are required to ask one Yes or No question daily to the sacred six-sided die and proceed to roll it. Even numbers result in "NO" statements and Odd numbers are defined as "YES." If a practitioner doubts the outcome of the role, they shall be judged by the mighty Chanssis and have bad luck for an indeterminate amount of time. The same question cannot be asked twice in a 24-hour timespan.

The boys were avid practicers of Dracenism.

by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023

Drakkieism

A medical term for being mentally challenged, and a danm joke at the same time.

Danm man, you got Drakkieism.

by Kommuneansatt August 14, 2020

drakeism

A quote or saying directly from Drake, or one that sounds like something Drake would say. Usually egotistical, arrogant and out of touch, but also insecure and resentful.

Drake: "There are two types of women in this world, women who like giving head and women who I don't like"

Person 1: Fuck nudes, send me a dated invoice from your therapist so I know you're working on yourself
Person 2: That is such a Drakeism

by goodmorning_nosuchthing October 4, 2023

Drakeism

Phrases said by Canadian singer-songwriter "Drake" that could never possibly be used by anybody else.

My favorite bar from the new Drake album is "Feel like I'm bi cos you're one of the guys, girl."

That is such a fucking Drakeism, Jesus.

by jaidisgay October 13, 2023