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A World of Warcraft Player who is fucking terrible at everything.

A person who constantly dies to gimmicks on easy fights, like the lava waves in OS or the void zones.

A shitty healer who cant keep melee dps up and the laughs about the horrid job he does healing.
Player A: Shit I just stood in a void zone and died.

Player B: Oh man, you totally pulled a Drakoni.
Drakoni by dubdd February 13, 2009
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DraconiteDragon 

Allen, also known as DraconiteDragon or nicknamed Draco, is a YouTuber who plays with the KREW, where he plays games with his other siblings, PaintingRainbows (Betty La), GoldenGlare (Kim La), ItsFunneh (Kat La), and LunarEclipse (Wenny La). Draco is fun-loving, energetic, and optimistic, as can be depicted from his videos, he is also addicted to food as shown in some ItsFunneh's videos whenever food is available he will eat it. Being the youngest member of his family, he is routinely pampered by his sisters and parents. When it comes to gaming, Draco is prone to scream a lot.

Trivia:
His theme color is green
His zodiac sign is Taurus
His Chinese zodiac sign is Tiger
He is the youngest of the 5 siblings
He is the tallest out of the 5 siblings
He has 3 beauty marks. One on his ring finger, two on his collar bone
He is arguably the best gaming player in the KREW, as he usually leads and gives directions to the group during tough choices
He loves math, and he is good at it
He likes to read manga
He has a counterpart named Draca, which is the female version of Draco. She appears in videos with the gender-swapped counterparts of KREW and seen mostly in Roblox Flee the Facility. She is also depicted as a famous TikTok queen
Back then he wanted to be called "Draconite" or "Dragon" but the others stuck with Draco, which is now his online alias
Draco has arachnophobia according to the video "Testing our FEARS on Roblox..."
"Alululululu"- DraconiteDragon's war cry
DraconiteDragon by StoopyOreo August 18, 2021
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Dragonite 

Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.
Guy 1: So I ALMOST had him, but then he pulled out his Dragonite and swept my team after getting a Dragon Dance up while I switched into my Fairy type and wrecked everything I had left.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
Dragonite by FatherofGray February 7, 2014

dragonite 

In the game: A really good pokemon that can learn a wide variety of attacks with good stats all-around, especially attack.

In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.
What!?!?! pikachu actually defeated a dragonite but couldn't win against an elekid? That's bullshit!!!!
dragonite by *#.. May 25, 2007
An infamous vintage console modder who’s known for charging ridiculous prices for poorly made consoles. Some speculate that he charges so much because of the whole bag of glue sticks that he’s added to your mod. Along with the prices and hundreds of glue sticks, Drakon is also known for his terrible customer service and terrible attitude. Avoid at all costs.
The cashier was very surprised after seeing Drakon buy the entire store’s supply of hot glue.

Carson: Hey man, have you seen my new modded console

Timothy: Yeah, it’s pretty poorly made. You could get better picture from RF.

Carson: I know. I bought this for $400 from Drakon, and it weighs at least 20 pounds more than usual

Nick: That explains it. It must be the hot glue. You’re better off modding it yourself
Drakon by KachowChan May 27, 2019

Dragonite 

Dragonite, The evolved form of Dragonair. Dragonair evolves into Dragonite at Level 55, so if you wan't a Dragonite, be able and ready to train you're Dratini/Dragonair. It is a very cool pokemon because it can learn many diffrent moves.
Dragonite is a dragon and flying types pokemon
Dragonite by sonicbro789 November 26, 2010

draconity 

The feeling of one being a dragon spiritually. Can also be a belief.
Uh... website draconic is about draconity...
draconity by Kaisaith October 10, 2003
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Respectfully 

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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