Dowist

A person who pays attention to the Dow Jones Industrial Average with a religious obsessiveness.

I have a bookmark to the Dow Jones on my browser toolbar, and I seem to check the Dow every fifteen minutes. I think I've become a Dowist!

by Shamis43214 May 29, 2010

Downstaged

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.

We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.

by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009

Downstairs DJ

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

Downstreet

It is to express approval in a cool ass gangsta way.

Similar to "That's RIGHT Bitch!"

Guy 1: "I wake up the birds. The birds don't wake me up"

Guy 2: "Downstreet!"

by hiiwiip November 22, 2010

downstater

An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.

"Where are you from?"
"Chicago, what about you?"
"I'm from Dwight."
"Oh, you're a downstater."
"No - Dwight is pretty far north. It's only an hour south of Chicago."
"Hey, if you're farther than Joliet, you're a downstater."

by Ben Frey December 12, 2005

Downstem and Run

The act of going somewhere for something, then once you get it you just leave.

Jakob: I just need to grab my downstem.

Richie: Alright, are you gonna hang for a bit?

Jakob: Nah man!

Richie: So your just gonna downstem and run?!

by Mrstealyovape September 17, 2018