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A person who pays attention to the Dow Jones Industrial Average with a religious obsessiveness.
I have a bookmark to the Dow Jones on my browser toolbar, and I seem to check the Dow every fifteen minutes. I think I've become a Dowist!
Dowist by Shamis43214 May 29, 2010
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Downstaged 

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.
We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.
Downstaged by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009

Downstairs DJ 

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes
She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.
Downstairs DJ by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs 

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.
Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

Downstreet 

It is to express approval in a cool ass gangsta way.

Similar to "That's RIGHT Bitch!"
Guy 1: "I wake up the birds. The birds don't wake me up"

Guy 2: "Downstreet!"
Downstreet by hiiwiip November 22, 2010

downstater 

An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.
"Where are you from?"
"Chicago, what about you?"
"I'm from Dwight."
"Oh, you're a downstater."
"No - Dwight is pretty far north. It's only an hour south of Chicago."
"Hey, if you're farther than Joliet, you're a downstater."
downstater by Ben Frey December 12, 2005

Downstem and Run 

The act of going somewhere for something, then once you get it you just leave.
Jakob: I just need to grab my downstem.

Richie: Alright, are you gonna hang for a bit?

Jakob: Nah man!

Richie: So your just gonna downstem and run?!
Downstem and Run by Mrstealyovape September 17, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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