downstater 

An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.

"Where are you from?"
"Chicago, what about you?"
"I'm from Dwight."
"Oh, you're a downstater."
"No - Dwight is pretty far north. It's only an hour south of Chicago."
"Hey, if you're farther than Joliet, you're a downstater."

downstater by Ben Frey December 12, 2005

Downstaged 

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.

We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.

Downstaged by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009

Downstairs DJ 

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

Downstairs DJ by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs 

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

Lying Downstairs by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

downstairs mix-up 

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated

"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"

downstairs mix-up by 0ld greg January 10, 2009

downstairs brain 

A man's sexual organs, as opposed to his usual so-called-brain, the upstairs brain.

Mike wasn't digging Jen, but three beers later he was thinking with his downstairs brain. Now he has herpes.

downstairs brain by MWazza April 17, 2009

Downstairs Mustache 

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

Downstairs Mustache by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010