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Doushnugget

A doushnugget consists of chucky, foul odored, clumps of bacteria that may or may not carrie a variety of popular s.t.d. 's that drops from the vagina during a doushing. These clumps may measure up to 3 inches and most often resemble a McChicken nugget from McDonalds kids meals.
I was eating cindy belford out when I almost choked on a giant doushnugget. Now I have had exstreme cold sores the cover most my face and mouth. Dirty ,no warning bitch!
Doushnugget by Ray Sissome January 3, 2020
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doushnugget

a term for peaple who cannot come up with good comebacks, meaning a slang term for doushbag that sounds fucking stupid.
guy:hey! you can go fuck yourself.
other guy:shutup! doushnugget!
doushnugget by gametez August 13, 2009

douchenugget 

A term which describes a total asshole. Originally coined by B.S., the term is characterized by lying, insincere comments, and general all-around douchebaggery. It is most frequently used when referring to ryan lewis.
Susie: "He did what?! I can't believe that! He's the biggest asshole ever!"
Betty: "I know. He's a total douchenugget."
douchenugget by YaYaGirl April 5, 2010

douchenugget 

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.
douchenugget by Bealzy October 10, 2014

douchenugget 

noun: stemming from the Latin 'douchus nuggutus' meaning 'of great douchebag characteristics'. an individual circumstance which embodies the entity of douchebaggery.

in some cultures, douchenuggets are the highest form of flattery to one's affinity to be a douchebag. some even go on quests to achieve douchenuggetry, we call these individuals douchenuggeteers.
Did you see Tom since he returned from college? Man that kid's become quite the douchenugget!
douchenugget by KMacka January 9, 2008

Douchenugget 

A person who is so unbelievably douchy, only a nugget can describe them.
Yeah man, i tried talking to him but hes such a douchenugget he just ignored me.
Douchenugget by el douch December 22, 2010

Douchenugget 

The art of squeezing a chiken nugget so hard, that it cleanses your vaginal regions.
"Did you hear about Dylan using the douchenugget?"
Douchenugget by Jeff Chandler January 14, 2008
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