douchenugget

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.

you my friend are a douchenugget.

by Bealzy October 10, 2014

nafig

Not a f**k is given.

"we have a problem with your attitude"

"nafig"

we have a problem with your attitude.

response nafig.

by Bealzy January 12, 2015

Kleptoplacement

the inability to refrain from subconsciously stealing items and Placing them somewhere else without thought is usually done for reasons other than personal use or financial gain

While my wife is on the phone with her mother she likes to Kleptoplacement all of our keys ashtrays lighter doesn't matter what it is if it can be lifted one-handed without thought while on the phone it will be picked up and placed somewhere else in our house.

by Bealzy February 09, 2019

q-tipping

When snow/rain soaks the bottom of your pants and starts rising up your leg soaking in the water.

I wear shorts in the winter because my pants are always q-tipping.

by Bealzy November 07, 2017