Tits that are the size of doughballs that are used for making pizza's.
Doughball tits fit perfectly in the palm of your hand, being niether too big nor too smll, and are enough to just roll around in the palm of your hand. Much like teh tits you see on a young teen girl.
Some really retarded guy that does not have a clue: Like your ex-husband,ex boyfriend a guy customer, an old fat guy, some guy with no teeth and hair that has NO brain activity!
Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).