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A DOGROLL is a cols, useless, foul tasting toxic slab of dead offal consisting of animal offcuts, unpleasant shit bits and traces of horseshit that comes beautifully preserved in an unbiodegradable hard plastic wrapper that needs to be opened with a sharp knife.
friend : "OI mate what's the name of your ex girlfriend?"

Me: "Dogroll"
DOGROLL by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

dog roll 

A sausage(the dog) in a buttered roll .. not a pastry sausage roll .. not a hotdog ...
2 dog rolls , 2 bacon rolls and a pint of milk please ...
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dog roll by J.J.M December 16, 2007

denver dog roll 

This term has a couple possibilities one is when you tongue punch your dogs bartbox another is when you and your partner do it in a pile of dog crap

Dog Roll 

Doing a Dog Roll is rolling like a dog.
Dog Roll - the best solution for every epic situation.
Doing a Dog Roll is always win, but only those who can perform it perfectly are allowed to use it.
<Allar> Need a girlfriend on Runescape, I have level 55 construction =
<Jorgen`> Do a Dog Roll!
<Allar> Oh!

<Jorgen`> Haha. rank 8 and rank 9 attack here atm :P
<Sick-Mic> Impressive, but can they do a dog roll?
<Jorgen`> Sick-Mic, nope. I did a dog roll and I got 10 chicks digging me
Dog Roll by ColaDrinkrrr April 22, 2008

Dorolling 

When somebody asks you to get something but you are too lazy to walk, you instead roll to that object and get it for them. Present tense is 'doroll'
"Can you get the remote for me?"
*dorolls*

"Why are you on the floor?"
"I was dorolling"
Dorolling by aberecabera November 17, 2016

Dog roll 

The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis

Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll