Douchuendo

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The insinuation of douchiness; the feeling that you get from someone who you think might be a douche.

That guy's a douche.

How do you know?

I'm just getting a lot of douchuendo from him.

Douchuendo by cactuspants August 25, 2010

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douchenometry

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.

Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction

douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

Related Words

Douchuendo • douchendorf • douchenozzle • douchenoob • douchedom • douchenado • [douchenoozle] • douchedork • Doucheldork • douchend

Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

douchenado

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011

Douchendorf

The place where douchebags and assholes move to.

After Ryan was done dozepokin Amanda, they went back home to Douchendorf!

Douchendorf by JBPhoto October 20, 2009

douchenozzle

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!

"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"

douchenozzle by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026