The insinuation of douchiness; the feeling that you get from someone who you think might be a douche.
by cactuspants August 25, 2010
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Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
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• [douchenoozle]
• douchedork
• Doucheldork
• douchend
by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
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by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014
Get the douchenado mug.A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
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Get the Douchendorf mug.someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003
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