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Douchesque 

an unthoughtful way of acting or just making an ass out of one self; adjective version of douchebag
"you watch that jersey shore show? those kids act very douchesque" OR "im not surprised anything to do with jersey is very douchesque"
Douchesque by VINNYsmalls May 7, 2010

douchequake 

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.
Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.
douchequake by nme! January 18, 2009

douchefluence 

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.
Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...

Douchester 

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010

douchestep 

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.
Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
douchestep by mojoroum December 23, 2011

Douchesquad 

1. A large group of professional douches sworn to their profession of doucheness.

2. Term intended to identify a group of people collectively as douchebags working in tandem.
"Dude, if Hilary Clinton, Stewie Griffin, Jerry Springer, Simon Cowell, and a group of reality TV stars teamed up, that would be one helluva douchesquad!"
Douchesquad by I'mma Venitian January 4, 2010