douche-queen

a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.

"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"

by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006

douche queen

A major douche bag.

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

douche bag queen

1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.

"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)

by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005

Queen of Douche Bag Move

Kaylee G.

Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.

by Qwerty209 October 12, 2014

Queen of Douches

One who is Queen Douche probaly uses a douche, smells like a douche, and hit's douches.She rules over krusty doucheland and has sir maiden douches. Basically it's every meaning of the word douche.

Autumn Queen of Douches creed :hear he hear he from the flaming mellows marsh to the nemadick mountains through sir nichlolas's nature. I rule all of smelly doucheland and every used and clean douche that lives in it. I am and will always be the douche queen. Through the crotch crossing and the trout (fish ) trail I will rule over all douches.

by scottnicholas October 10, 2006

douchequeer

a gay man who likes to clean out his mangina frequently

z0mg, tom is such a douchequeer

by bfaggot August 4, 2006

douchequeen

When someone is being a huge douche and acting like a queen. Or if a girl is being a douche but you don't want to call her a cunt

Dude1: I'm going to get some scented candles for tonight and you have to clean up and stop playing NHL08!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!

Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!

by CINDAHBLOCK November 15, 2007