Douchespurt

Amount of douche too extreme to be bagged.

"Woah, that guy is a monumental douchespurt"

Douchespurt by marktheguat February 24, 2009

Douchesaurus Rex 

One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it.

Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart faux camo pants, Piechocinski was a serious Douchesaurus Rex.

Douchesaurus Rex by Mick Smiley October 22, 2004

doucheportunist 

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

doucheportunist by Most Notably May 9, 2011

Douchespork 

One who is a real jerk.

He lied about not having a girlfriend? What a douchespork!

Douchespork by FrickorFrack April 27, 2009

douchesaurus 

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

douchesaurus by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

douchepurse 

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

douchepurse by sloriag April 18, 2009

douchesuit 

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

douchesuit by lambnugget May 24, 2007