Douchespurt

Amount of douche too extreme to be bagged.

"Woah, that guy is a monumental douchespurt"

by marktheguat February 24, 2009

Douchesaurus Rex

One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it.

Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart faux camo pants, Piechocinski was a serious Douchesaurus Rex.

by Mick Smiley October 22, 2004

doucheportunist

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

by Most Notably May 9, 2011

Douchespork

One who is a real jerk.

He lied about not having a girlfriend? What a douchespork!

by FrickorFrack April 27, 2009

douchesaurus

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

douchepurse

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

by sloriag April 18, 2009

douchesuit

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

by lambnugget May 24, 2007