montag 

verb. To try to improve something and end up making it far WORSE in the process. Named after Heidi Montag, whom after plastic surgery, went from an all-American beautiful girl-next-door, to looking like a cheap hooker.

Don't montag that DVD player, its working fine the way it is.

montag by ForReal345 September 9, 2010

Montag 

The act of getting plastic surgery.

My nose is looking a little lumpy, maybe I'll get some montag

Montag by Murphy Montag March 12, 2010

Montag 

A fat and stupid person

you are a montag

Montag by Adam dumbass August 21, 2009

montag 

Slang for hello (greeting), or can be shortened to 'tag' (meaning 'day' in German), can also be used for money,

montag, how are you?

I have no montag! (for I have no money!)

montag by montag group March 4, 2005

Heidi Montag 

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.

1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."

Heidi Montag by MissObvious August 4, 2008

heidi montag 

Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.

Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??

heidi montag by Bri Bri 123451234 December 16, 2010

heidi montag 

lauren conrad (of mtv's the hills)ex-best friend. she currently dates spencer pratt. their relationship is the source for the termination of lauren and heidi's friendship. heidi apparently works at bolthouse studios in l.a. as an event coordinator. she is from bute crest colorado and has a brother and sister.

during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.

despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.

she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.

heidi montag:we saw lauren and her abusive ex boyfriend jason at ketchup last night.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.

heidi montag by sconnie lady December 2, 2007